Kids say the dumbest things...

And my sister is no exception. Every now and then she comes out with one gem or another. A couple of years ago we were driving back from Warragul and she goes "My stomach feels nauseous." She was 8? at the time...

Today though, really took the cake and trampled all over it, too... I spent most of the day with my sister... and it was a long day... It started a 530am for me... Just after lunch time we went to Greg's place because I had accidentally taken home the work emergency mobile and had to return it. When we got back to his place, Erin kept bugging him so I told her to go find a movie to watch, just to get rid of her. Greg figured why not and told her put on Aladdin, a movie he doesn't have.

She searched all over his room, but couldn't find it. It was funny. Now, to understand the next part, you need the backstory. A couple of weeks ago, Greg was at my place and my sister decided she was going out somewhere. She got changed (because she's a little drama queen who's in love with herself) and came out of her room wearing a really small pink skirt. She's 12. Jokingly, I wolfwhistled at her and catcalled and she sneered at me and Greg. To shit her (and Greg in no small part) I turned to Greg and said loudly, "Stop checking out my sister". They both looked at me in disgust; I laughed. It amused me.

Anyhoo, I made a few other similar comments until I felt sure they were both about to strangle me then I let it go.

What happened today was that Erin was searching for Aladdin and she suddenly called out "ooh, there's more here" meaning the DVD's Greg has under his desk. Greg and I were both in the lounge so we couldn't see her, but Greg decided to mess with her. "You're hot" he called out, intending it to mean that she was close to it, but I of course took it a different way and almost had a heart attack I was laughing so hard. What made it so hilarious was that immediately after he'd said that, Erin had gone "Eww!" really loudly. I don't think she even heard what Greg said; it was just really, really, REALLY great timing.

Sorry Greg, I had to share it; it was funny...